Thursday, October 11, 2012

365 | Day One of What the Hell Am I Getting Myself Into and I'm Not Making Any Promises

I'm gonna do this thing where I lie to myself and say that I'm going to post a photo every day for the next year.  This is my new blog project, and it's way too ambitious for me.  It would probably help if I had a smartphone to help me out a little, but for now I'll rely on my Canon, which I don't take anywhere with me, and half the time I can't remember where I put it.

Actually, today I'm going to post a photo that I didn't even take.  Casey got his proofs back today for his preschool pictures.  Anyone who knows Casey knows what this means.  Yep:



When it comes to Casey, you don't tell him to sing a song, recite the alphabet, do a dance, repeat a word, talk on the phone, converse with strangers (or friends), and you certainly don't tell him to smile for any camera.  He is shy and he is stubborn, and the combination is proving to be... well, probably a lot like I was when I was little (or maybe all the way through high school.  Pretty sure my physical reaction to shyness was to turn red and glare at people, too.  At least I understand where he's coming from.)  Not even his sweet teacher could convince him to get happy.  He normally reacts really well to all his teachers... but there was a camera, and the camera could see him.
Now I have to figure out how to buy these photos without buying a whole package.  I just want one or two for keepsakes.  It's just too 'Casey' to pass up.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

They Come in Threes

Just finished bathing three little people, picking out three sets of jammies, blow-drying three heads of hair, brushing three mouths full of teeth, clipping 30 toenails and 30 fingernails, reading three books, and tucking in three crazy children.  Now I'm going downstairs to have three drinks.  That's all!

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

That Boy Just Bitch-Slapped My Heart

Without delving too much into the weird, heavy, downward-spiral-type emotions that are plaguing Shawn and I tonight, I thought I'd mention that Colton's first day of school is tomorrow.  His first day of first grade.  He's a full-timer now, and his parents are thoroughly FREAKED OUT.  I was okay earlier today, even a little excited about packing his first school lunch (because that sort of thing really brings out the dork in me)..... but before I knew it, it was time for soccer practice, then dinner, then dessert, then books, then brushing teeth... and suddenly it was time to say goodnight. 

And that boy gave me a big hug and said, "I'm gonna miss you."

And I have been moping around the house ever since.  Because I'M GONNA MISS HIM TOOOOOO!!




(And I'm a little sad that I have to start keeping him clean now.  Pretty sure there's a Brillo pad around here somewhere...)

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Casey's World: Pooping on Stuff and Murderous Paramedics

This will be fast.  Shawn wants to go to bed, which is in the same room as the computer, and he's pretty sure I type louder than any human being on the planet.

This morning, as I was finishing putting the very pharmaceutically aromatic Desitin on Mackenzie's diaper rash, Casey ran up for a hug.  Then he sniffed me and said, "Your eyelashes smell funny.  Like an ingredient.  I'm going to eat them.  And then I'm going to POOP ON THEM!" 

(He also threatened to poop on his lunch, my foot, and Mackenzie throughout the day.  It's a thing.  We're working on it.)

(That's a total lie.  I'm not working on it at all, except to laugh every time he says it.  For some reason, he finds that encouraging.)



Also, a few days ago, we were out for a walk and he was explaining how an ambulance works:
Casey:  They drive, and they go FASTER and FASTER!  But then they go slow.  And they help us.  And then FASTER and FASTER!  And they say, 'weee-oooo weeee-oooooo'!
Me:  Ohhhhh.  What do they do if there's an emergency?
Casey:  They KILL US.

Then at Colton's annual check-up this morning, Casey brought in an unloaded Nerf gun and shot and killed all the staff (including the doctor) and all the zoo animal wall decals.  He starts 3-year-old preschool in 2 weeks.  I have exactly 14 days to get him to stop pooping on stuff, killing people, and pretending he's peeing on me and everything in sight every time I change his clothes or help him with the potty. 

....................But it's not yet time to teach him that his real name isn't Casey the Bean, which is how he introduced himself to the doctor today. 

"I'm just Casey the Bean," he says with a shrug.

Nope.  I'm not emotionally equipped to let go of that just yet.

Monday, July 9, 2012

BEST. DAY. EVER.

I've been biding my time for awhile now, waiting for the perfect opportunity to have a Colton and Mom day in Seattle.  As an almost-six-year-old, he's become soooo much easier.   No diapers, naps, meltdowns, sippy cups, wandering off, emergency potty breaks, etc.  Not only that, I also wanted a day for just the two of us so I could give him my undivided attention.  As the oldest in a house where there's still a baby and a barely-preschooler, I feel like he gets put on the back burner at times because the littler kids' needs seem so URGENT. 

All we needed was good weather and an empty weekend calendar, which can be tough to come by.  I'm so glad I waited.  This day will go down as one of my favorite days.  Of all the days.  Of my WHOLE LIFE.
He knew nothing about my plans ahead of time.  I snuck into the boys' room just after 6 AM and quietly stole him from his bed.  I knew if we woke Casey up, things might get a little messy.  I was all packed and ready to go for the day, so he got dressed and sunscreened and we took off in Shawn's car toward Bremerton.  We got a latte and a hot chocolate and walked around the waterfront for a few minutes, and I casually said, "Oh, look.  The Seattle ferry is docked."  He looked mildly interested.  I had just taken all the kids on the foot ferry from Port Orchard to Bremerton last weekend (just to wander around), so this was nothing new to him in his plethora of experience.  Then I said, "So do you wanna get on it, or what?"  That Colton smile broke out over his face and he said, "Don't tell me we're going to Seattle."  He became (quietly) very enthusiastic, especially as the bicycles, motorcycles and cars began to load the ferry.

Here's my little Seattleite--  sandals, shorts, hooded sweatshirt, and Starbucks on the ferry.
After we toured the entire ferry (a few times), we settled on some outdoor seating (except for the 'sitting' part):


Coming in on the ferry, we had an excellent view of the new Seattle Great Wheel. 


When we arrived in Seattle, and after we watched every single bike, motorcycle and car unload the ferry, we walked for a bit down the waterfront, then took Harbor Steps up to 1st Ave.

I thought that maaaaayyyybe, since it was before 9 AM, we'd be some of the only people at Pike Place Market.  I forgot to consider that this is July and it was sunny outside.  There were people everywhere.  I noticed the line at the original Starbucks was out the door and down the street.  I showed Colton a few vendors, including the fishmongers, but he was mostly interested in checking out the underground shops.  Nothing was open yet, but there were so many stairways and twists and turns and mazes, he couldn't get enough of exploring the market.  He even showed me to a couple areas that I hadn't seen in years.  Eventually, he sniffed out a bakery and his exploring was derailed.  He picked out a poppy seed raisin roll for us to share.  Of course he had to find the perfect place to sit down, which ended up being a bench at the top of these stairs:
After we ate, we did some Post Alley wandering...
... where we saw the President.
After having a long conversation about exactly how many people in the world the President can boss around, we headed back under the market (because it's the best place EVER), and eventually ran into the wall of gum:
Before I could stop him, he walked up and ran his hand over it and said, "What IS all this stuff?"  Oh, well.  Not like it's fresh out of someone's mouth, right?

There was a Fire Festival in Pioneer Square starting at 11 AM.  Lots of vintage firetrucks and police cars were on display.  Perfect opportunity to hop on a Metro bus!   He's been wanting to ride one for a loooonnng time.  We were lucky enough to get a 'springy' bus, as he calls them (an articulated bus with a pivoting joint, like an accordian).  We sat right behind the springy section so he could see what happens when the bus turns.  He watched with great intensity, and I kept an eye out for Grandpa, hoping we'd pass a bus he was driving.
I accidentally left the long lense on the camera before I left the house that morning, so it was hard to get good pictures at the Fire Festival:






This fire hydrant was being operated by the guy in the white shirt, and the guy in the blue shirt with the headset was doing the voice for it.  It was so cute watching all the little kids talk to it, totally convinced that they were having a real conversation with a fire hydrant.  Every once in awhile, the hydrant would say it had to sneeze and water would spray out of that little hole onto the kids.  Heeeee.

We got a slice of pizza before leaving Pioneer Square, and Colton loved watching the Ride the Ducks tourist vehicles passing by as we were eating.  He really wanted to get on one, but......... no.  Sorry, Dude!
The next thing on our agenda was to take a bus back to the Westlake area to hop on the monorail to Seattle Center.  I figured that since we took a street bus on the way to Pioneer Square, we should probably try out the bus tunnels for our return trip:


For some reason, he was very concerned about the bus getting stuck in the tunnel, but once we got moving, he was totally fine with it.  I think the ride was a lot faster and smoother than he anticipated.
We played around the Westlake area for a bit before catching the monorail.  It was so nice outside and there were so many people to watch!  And... someone painted the trees blue since I last visited?



After Colton finished marvelling over the EMP architecture when we first arrived at Seattle Center, we headed to the fountain.  My water-wary boy was not into getting wet, but he had a lot of fun dancing around the outskirts.  Such a ham!




Since Seattle Center eradicated the old arcade and rides section and replaced it with a Dale Chihuly Garden and Glass Museum (lame!), I didn't think that kind of kid fun was even an option.  HOWEVER... on the way in on the monorail, Colton zeroed in on a new little section of rides and inflatables.  He wanted to go on the swings, and we both tried the zip line.  He was SO confident about stepping off that ledge with his harness and cords!  I don't have pictures of us riding down together, of course, but here are some pictures of other people doing the same thing! 



We walked around Seattle Center for a little while longer after that, where I got the goofiest look from Colton when I offered to let him borrow my sunglasses.  He had been complaining about the sun being in his eyes for awhile, but it clearly was not bothersome enough to wear girly mom sunglasses.  His look just said, "Are you kidding me?"

Eventually, we caught the monorail back to Westlake and walked back down to Pike Place Market.  We took the long stairs down to the waterfront, which was INSAAANE by that point.  We checked out the new ferris wheel, but even Colton wasn't too keen on the idea after seeing how long the line was.  We'll tackle that one when it's not so new-- and probably not during tourist season.
We stopped for an ice cream cone, and Colton led me back to some concrete stairs he had admired a few yards back so we could sit down and eat.  We both had waffle cones-- Colton chose cotton candy ice cream, and I chose the only flavor I ever choose, mint chocolate chip.

We had fully intended to make a stop at Ye Olde Curiosity Shop to check out the oddities and grab Casey a souvenir.  I have memories dating back to childhood about that place, and when I was 19, I worked at its sister store, The Waterfront Landmark, a couple piers down.  The latter has since closed down, but I can't imagine the Seattle waterfront without Ye Olde Curiousity Shop.  Unfortunately, we only had 10 minutes to catch the ferry and neither of us wanted to wait an hour and a half for the next boat.

Once again, on the ferry, gettin' crazy, dancing, and putting on a show...




I thought he would have had enough Ferry Tours from the morning ride, but once again we were up and down and around, over and over and over on that boat.  He claimed his feet hurt, but apparently not enough.

I just love that boy!  Like I said... BEST.  DAY.  EVER.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Sloppy Incoherentness and Bouncing Through Time

All right, enough is enough!  I have many short beginnings of blog posts from the last few months that I never finished, so I'm going to plop all the tiny, tiny tidbits into one messy entry.... because that is what I have time for.


AND THEN THERE WERE TWO.  IN ONE ROOM.
We finally fixed the sleeping arrangements a few months back by moving Colton into a twin sized bed and moving Casey from the crib into Colton's firetruck toddler bed.  They now share a room and it's gone pretty smoothly.  But the first night, they (or Casey... maybe just Casey) had a lot of fun with the concept of having a BRUDDER in the same room at bedtime.  Shawn and I laid down the law before we said goodnight.  Stay in your beds, and only talk for two more minutes. (Like a two-year-old has any concept of how long two minutes is.)  We tucked them in, then raced downstairs to turn the monitor on to listen to the conversation (and this is the only part I managed to write down a few months back before I forgot about it):


Shawn:  I know the first thing we're going to hear when we turn on the monitor is "Casey!  Stay in your bed!"
Monitor on.
Colton:  Casey!  Stay in your bed!
(muffled noises, giggling, Casey mumbling...)
Colton:  Casey, you're not going to be talking all night, are you?  We can't talk all night.  Okay?
Casey:  .................. Chicken butt!!


REMEMBORY
Apparently I don't have one.  A 'remembory', that is, which is Colton's word for memory.  Shawn and I recently broke out the Memory game, a gift from Memere to Colton for Christmas.  This game shines light upon the radiant intelligence of a child, and casts shadows upon my feeble, dried up brain.

Colton is THE SHIT at this game.  At first, I was like "Duuude, he's only five, let's take it easy on him."  Now I am fighting for my life in this game, and he annihilates me at every turn.  There was one game in which he got sixteen matches, and I got two.  TWO.  Granted, Mackenzie was fussing and making that horrible, high-pitched complaining noise for half of the game, causing my brain to be on overload and totally impatient to escape the situation.  But really-- that's my excuse?  Even without Mackenzie (and possibly maybe a little bit of wine), I just got my ass whooped.  By a five-year-old.

UPDATE:  I have won since then, by the way............  I just wanted to put that out there.


CASEY TALK
I have a Tourette's-like problem of saying "What the heelll?" and for some reason not being able to child-proof it out of my vocabulary.  Casey caught wind of this, and it became his new favorite thing to blurt out (with a thick drawl-- 'what the heeeyy-uuulll?").  I continuously correct him on this-- "Casey, you don't say that.  You say 'what the beans?'"  Somewhere along the way, he became confused.  Twice recently I've seen something strange and said, "What the beans??" and he gasps and says, in a hushed voice, "Mama.  You don't say that.  You say 'what the hey-ull.'"

(Side note:  I wouldn't say he has a drawl, but words that end in L come out that way.  Grill is gree-ull, rail is ray-ull... and I run on a treadmee-ull.) 



And now that I'm playing with my blog, I'll add one more recent kid conversation.  Casey was hiding behind the curtain the other day, waiting for Colton to find him.  I was in the kitchen and I hear this:
Colton:  You don't need to hide from me, Casey.  I can smell your farts, so I know where you are.
Casey:  (giggles)


Okay, okay, one more thing.  Yesterday, Mackenzie learned to crawl and clap her hands in the same day, and I'm pretty sure she waved hi to Shawn today.  She was a baby, and then she was a little person.  Just like that.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Where's mah blanket??

I lost Mackenzie's baby blanket at the Tacoma Macy's yesterday.  The one I crocheted for her that took me hours and hours to complete and I brought her home from the birth center in.  NOTHING PERSONAL OR ANYTHING!!  I retraced my steps and looked everywhere and asked every cashier and employee I saw and called lost and found and called them again this morning and nothing.  I really hope it turns up.  I was going to keep that blanket until the end of time.

Mackenzie, 8 hours old

...and 2 months old


...and five months old.


To put things in perspective, I had one of those long, terrible, inescapable dreams last night that it was Mackenzie who was missing and not her blanket.  But I can't help it, I'm still sad!  It's just the ONE really personal thing that I loved having for her.  She's my last baby, damnit!  That was her blanket!  I have to go now.  I'm going to go to the Tacoma mall and kick everyone I see!!



UPDATE:  Everybody be cool!  Resume regular activity!  Shawn found it.  I think he was a little desperate because his wife suddenly turned into a freaking lunatic over a blanket.  He checked every register at Macy's while he was out Christmas shopping today.  Yay!  And wow.  I love that blanket a little too much, I think.

Um... Merry Christmas!!  hehe