Voices of Reason

Overheard today while the boys were playing with a number puzzle...

Colton:  Casey, what number is this?
Casey:  Seventeen.
Colton:  How did you know that?
Casey:  Just my voices tell me.
Colton:  What voices?
Casey:  My voices and my senses tell me.  But only on Thursday.
 

Mackenzie at the park last week...

Mack (patting her diaper):  Peup?
Me:  Ohh, did you go poop?
Mack:  Nooooo!
Me:  Do you need a diaper change?
Mack:  NOOOO!
Me:  But if you went poop, we have to change you.
Mack (shrieking):  I NO GOTS PEUP!!  Kaaay?