Saturday, October 13, 2012

365 | Day 3... in Colton's words, "It's very Tim-y"

Dinner at Grandma's and Uncle Tim's (not Tim Burton, but there are similarities):
 
 
 
I think it's awesome how, for little kids, Grandma's houses have a tendency to be these magical places with trinkets and treasures and forts and plenty of discoveries to be made. 
 
But what I LOVE is that my kids' Grandma's house really is a bona fide funhouse, chock-full of freakery, wonderment and intrigue. 
 
Even for me:
 




 
 


Friday, October 12, 2012

365 | Day 2... in which preparation for the hard winter ahead shall begin

Casey and Dad saying their goodbyes this morning as the annual hunting vacation trip commences:
 
 
 
I will stay home and mind the children.  He will hunt and possibly gather.  Many snarky comments will pass through my head.  Very few will leave my mouth. 
 
[I'm all for the hunting trip, by the way.  Very much of the opinion that every adult with small (or big) kids should be able to step away occasionally.  But I do need to throw that opinion at myself, too, and figure out where my outlet is going to be.]
 
So!  Tonight's plans?  Spiderman Mac n' Cheese, popcorn, and a DVD--  It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.  It's Friday, bitch!
 


Thursday, October 11, 2012

365 | Day One of What the Hell Am I Getting Myself Into and I'm Not Making Any Promises

I'm gonna do this thing where I lie to myself and say that I'm going to post a photo every day for the next year.  This is my new blog project, and it's way too ambitious for me.  It would probably help if I had a smartphone to help me out a little, but for now I'll rely on my Canon, which I don't take anywhere with me, and half the time I can't remember where I put it.

Actually, today I'm going to post a photo that I didn't even take.  Casey got his proofs back today for his preschool pictures.  Anyone who knows Casey knows what this means.  Yep:



When it comes to Casey, you don't tell him to sing a song, recite the alphabet, do a dance, repeat a word, talk on the phone, converse with strangers (or friends), and you certainly don't tell him to smile for any camera.  He is shy and he is stubborn, and the combination is proving to be... well, probably a lot like I was when I was little (or maybe all the way through high school.  Pretty sure my physical reaction to shyness was to turn red and glare at people, too.  At least I understand where he's coming from.)  Not even his sweet teacher could convince him to get happy.  He normally reacts really well to all his teachers... but there was a camera, and the camera could see him.
Now I have to figure out how to buy these photos without buying a whole package.  I just want one or two for keepsakes.  It's just too 'Casey' to pass up.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

They Come in Threes

Just finished bathing three little people, picking out three sets of jammies, blow-drying three heads of hair, brushing three mouths full of teeth, clipping 30 toenails and 30 fingernails, reading three books, and tucking in three crazy children.  Now I'm going downstairs to have three drinks.  That's all!

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

That Boy Just Bitch-Slapped My Heart

Without delving too much into the weird, heavy, downward-spiral-type emotions that are plaguing Shawn and I tonight, I thought I'd mention that Colton's first day of school is tomorrow.  His first day of first grade.  He's a full-timer now, and his parents are thoroughly FREAKED OUT.  I was okay earlier today, even a little excited about packing his first school lunch (because that sort of thing really brings out the dork in me)..... but before I knew it, it was time for soccer practice, then dinner, then dessert, then books, then brushing teeth... and suddenly it was time to say goodnight. 

And that boy gave me a big hug and said, "I'm gonna miss you."

And I have been moping around the house ever since.  Because I'M GONNA MISS HIM TOOOOOO!!




(And I'm a little sad that I have to start keeping him clean now.  Pretty sure there's a Brillo pad around here somewhere...)

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Casey's World: Pooping on Stuff and Murderous Paramedics

This will be fast.  Shawn wants to go to bed, which is in the same room as the computer, and he's pretty sure I type louder than any human being on the planet.

This morning, as I was finishing putting the very pharmaceutically aromatic Desitin on Mackenzie's diaper rash, Casey ran up for a hug.  Then he sniffed me and said, "Your eyelashes smell funny.  Like an ingredient.  I'm going to eat them.  And then I'm going to POOP ON THEM!" 

(He also threatened to poop on his lunch, my foot, and Mackenzie throughout the day.  It's a thing.  We're working on it.)

(That's a total lie.  I'm not working on it at all, except to laugh every time he says it.  For some reason, he finds that encouraging.)



Also, a few days ago, we were out for a walk and he was explaining how an ambulance works:
Casey:  They drive, and they go FASTER and FASTER!  But then they go slow.  And they help us.  And then FASTER and FASTER!  And they say, 'weee-oooo weeee-oooooo'!
Me:  Ohhhhh.  What do they do if there's an emergency?
Casey:  They KILL US.

Then at Colton's annual check-up this morning, Casey brought in an unloaded Nerf gun and shot and killed all the staff (including the doctor) and all the zoo animal wall decals.  He starts 3-year-old preschool in 2 weeks.  I have exactly 14 days to get him to stop pooping on stuff, killing people, and pretending he's peeing on me and everything in sight every time I change his clothes or help him with the potty. 

....................But it's not yet time to teach him that his real name isn't Casey the Bean, which is how he introduced himself to the doctor today. 

"I'm just Casey the Bean," he says with a shrug.

Nope.  I'm not emotionally equipped to let go of that just yet.

Monday, July 9, 2012

BEST. DAY. EVER.

I've been biding my time for awhile now, waiting for the perfect opportunity to have a Colton and Mom day in Seattle.  As an almost-six-year-old, he's become soooo much easier.   No diapers, naps, meltdowns, sippy cups, wandering off, emergency potty breaks, etc.  Not only that, I also wanted a day for just the two of us so I could give him my undivided attention.  As the oldest in a house where there's still a baby and a barely-preschooler, I feel like he gets put on the back burner at times because the littler kids' needs seem so URGENT. 

All we needed was good weather and an empty weekend calendar, which can be tough to come by.  I'm so glad I waited.  This day will go down as one of my favorite days.  Of all the days.  Of my WHOLE LIFE.
He knew nothing about my plans ahead of time.  I snuck into the boys' room just after 6 AM and quietly stole him from his bed.  I knew if we woke Casey up, things might get a little messy.  I was all packed and ready to go for the day, so he got dressed and sunscreened and we took off in Shawn's car toward Bremerton.  We got a latte and a hot chocolate and walked around the waterfront for a few minutes, and I casually said, "Oh, look.  The Seattle ferry is docked."  He looked mildly interested.  I had just taken all the kids on the foot ferry from Port Orchard to Bremerton last weekend (just to wander around), so this was nothing new to him in his plethora of experience.  Then I said, "So do you wanna get on it, or what?"  That Colton smile broke out over his face and he said, "Don't tell me we're going to Seattle."  He became (quietly) very enthusiastic, especially as the bicycles, motorcycles and cars began to load the ferry.

Here's my little Seattleite--  sandals, shorts, hooded sweatshirt, and Starbucks on the ferry.
After we toured the entire ferry (a few times), we settled on some outdoor seating (except for the 'sitting' part):


Coming in on the ferry, we had an excellent view of the new Seattle Great Wheel. 


When we arrived in Seattle, and after we watched every single bike, motorcycle and car unload the ferry, we walked for a bit down the waterfront, then took Harbor Steps up to 1st Ave.

I thought that maaaaayyyybe, since it was before 9 AM, we'd be some of the only people at Pike Place Market.  I forgot to consider that this is July and it was sunny outside.  There were people everywhere.  I noticed the line at the original Starbucks was out the door and down the street.  I showed Colton a few vendors, including the fishmongers, but he was mostly interested in checking out the underground shops.  Nothing was open yet, but there were so many stairways and twists and turns and mazes, he couldn't get enough of exploring the market.  He even showed me to a couple areas that I hadn't seen in years.  Eventually, he sniffed out a bakery and his exploring was derailed.  He picked out a poppy seed raisin roll for us to share.  Of course he had to find the perfect place to sit down, which ended up being a bench at the top of these stairs:
After we ate, we did some Post Alley wandering...
... where we saw the President.
After having a long conversation about exactly how many people in the world the President can boss around, we headed back under the market (because it's the best place EVER), and eventually ran into the wall of gum:
Before I could stop him, he walked up and ran his hand over it and said, "What IS all this stuff?"  Oh, well.  Not like it's fresh out of someone's mouth, right?

There was a Fire Festival in Pioneer Square starting at 11 AM.  Lots of vintage firetrucks and police cars were on display.  Perfect opportunity to hop on a Metro bus!   He's been wanting to ride one for a loooonnng time.  We were lucky enough to get a 'springy' bus, as he calls them (an articulated bus with a pivoting joint, like an accordian).  We sat right behind the springy section so he could see what happens when the bus turns.  He watched with great intensity, and I kept an eye out for Grandpa, hoping we'd pass a bus he was driving.
I accidentally left the long lense on the camera before I left the house that morning, so it was hard to get good pictures at the Fire Festival:






This fire hydrant was being operated by the guy in the white shirt, and the guy in the blue shirt with the headset was doing the voice for it.  It was so cute watching all the little kids talk to it, totally convinced that they were having a real conversation with a fire hydrant.  Every once in awhile, the hydrant would say it had to sneeze and water would spray out of that little hole onto the kids.  Heeeee.

We got a slice of pizza before leaving Pioneer Square, and Colton loved watching the Ride the Ducks tourist vehicles passing by as we were eating.  He really wanted to get on one, but......... no.  Sorry, Dude!
The next thing on our agenda was to take a bus back to the Westlake area to hop on the monorail to Seattle Center.  I figured that since we took a street bus on the way to Pioneer Square, we should probably try out the bus tunnels for our return trip:


For some reason, he was very concerned about the bus getting stuck in the tunnel, but once we got moving, he was totally fine with it.  I think the ride was a lot faster and smoother than he anticipated.
We played around the Westlake area for a bit before catching the monorail.  It was so nice outside and there were so many people to watch!  And... someone painted the trees blue since I last visited?



After Colton finished marvelling over the EMP architecture when we first arrived at Seattle Center, we headed to the fountain.  My water-wary boy was not into getting wet, but he had a lot of fun dancing around the outskirts.  Such a ham!




Since Seattle Center eradicated the old arcade and rides section and replaced it with a Dale Chihuly Garden and Glass Museum (lame!), I didn't think that kind of kid fun was even an option.  HOWEVER... on the way in on the monorail, Colton zeroed in on a new little section of rides and inflatables.  He wanted to go on the swings, and we both tried the zip line.  He was SO confident about stepping off that ledge with his harness and cords!  I don't have pictures of us riding down together, of course, but here are some pictures of other people doing the same thing! 



We walked around Seattle Center for a little while longer after that, where I got the goofiest look from Colton when I offered to let him borrow my sunglasses.  He had been complaining about the sun being in his eyes for awhile, but it clearly was not bothersome enough to wear girly mom sunglasses.  His look just said, "Are you kidding me?"

Eventually, we caught the monorail back to Westlake and walked back down to Pike Place Market.  We took the long stairs down to the waterfront, which was INSAAANE by that point.  We checked out the new ferris wheel, but even Colton wasn't too keen on the idea after seeing how long the line was.  We'll tackle that one when it's not so new-- and probably not during tourist season.
We stopped for an ice cream cone, and Colton led me back to some concrete stairs he had admired a few yards back so we could sit down and eat.  We both had waffle cones-- Colton chose cotton candy ice cream, and I chose the only flavor I ever choose, mint chocolate chip.

We had fully intended to make a stop at Ye Olde Curiosity Shop to check out the oddities and grab Casey a souvenir.  I have memories dating back to childhood about that place, and when I was 19, I worked at its sister store, The Waterfront Landmark, a couple piers down.  The latter has since closed down, but I can't imagine the Seattle waterfront without Ye Olde Curiousity Shop.  Unfortunately, we only had 10 minutes to catch the ferry and neither of us wanted to wait an hour and a half for the next boat.

Once again, on the ferry, gettin' crazy, dancing, and putting on a show...




I thought he would have had enough Ferry Tours from the morning ride, but once again we were up and down and around, over and over and over on that boat.  He claimed his feet hurt, but apparently not enough.

I just love that boy!  Like I said... BEST.  DAY.  EVER.